Don’t sell the outhouse short

I can ‘memorate ‘thout too much trouble about the time this little girl come to visit on the ranch. Oh, Alphonse Wilson here, don’t you see… Yessir, she was just a tad, mebbe three years old. Couldn’t say for sure. Didn’t check her teeth. Lived up in the city and was seeing what it was like to be around horses and cows and barns and stuff made out of cowhide.